A Great Workout Idea
I just came up with a new way to work out my biceps. It's very easy and takes time but it is very efficient in working out all the muscles in your biceps and possibly every muscle in your body. You have to follow each step correctly or you just won't feel the burn! Enjoy!
Step 1: Adjust toilet handle to the point that it somewhat breaks and the handle doesn't go back up after it is flushed.
Step 2:Make sure that you are doing some dishes in the kitchen and as far away from the bathroom as possible.
Step 3: Have one of your young children place an object that will definitely become lodged in the toilet and flush. Again be sure to stay far away from the bathroom.
Step 4: Call a plumber and make sure the appointment is in a week.
Step 5: Have your husband/spouse call and remind you yesterday to tape down and secure the toilet cause he is super busy too and forget all about it cause you are too busy as well and your brain is too crowded with other priorities.
Step 6: Don't pay attention when the bathroom is used and flushed and the handle is stuck and filling up the toilet and overflows and goes out from the tiled bathroom to the carpeted hallway and makes the carpets super wet.
Step 7: Finish dishes or whateveryouweredoing and walk into the hallway making sure your feet and pants get nicely saturated by the toilet water that is making its way down the hall. Pull toilet handle back up to stop water from flowing....
Step 8: Scream, then run and grab the 10 towels, start throwing them all over the floor, then run back and get 10 more to soak up the water that is all over the place.
Step 9: After the 20 towels have soaked up all they can handle, wring them all out one by one and run them to the laundry room, throwing them in the washer in small batches and then grab 5 more clean towels from the dryer to soak up the rest. Wash all twenty + towels in small batches with hot water....and....
*Repeat the soaking-wringing-washing-drying steps at least several times until you pass out.
Workout gear needed:
20-30 towels
20-30 towels
rubber gloves
Seemingly endless supply of dirty water
Seemingly endless supply of dirty water
Step 1: Adjust toilet handle to the point that it somewhat breaks and the handle doesn't go back up after it is flushed.
Step 2:Make sure that you are doing some dishes in the kitchen and as far away from the bathroom as possible.
Step 3: Have one of your young children place an object that will definitely become lodged in the toilet and flush. Again be sure to stay far away from the bathroom.
Step 4: Call a plumber and make sure the appointment is in a week.
Step 5: Have your husband/spouse call and remind you yesterday to tape down and secure the toilet cause he is super busy too and forget all about it cause you are too busy as well and your brain is too crowded with other priorities.
Step 6: Don't pay attention when the bathroom is used and flushed and the handle is stuck and filling up the toilet and overflows and goes out from the tiled bathroom to the carpeted hallway and makes the carpets super wet.
Step 7: Finish dishes or whateveryouweredoing and walk into the hallway making sure your feet and pants get nicely saturated by the toilet water that is making its way down the hall. Pull toilet handle back up to stop water from flowing....
Step 8: Scream, then run and grab the 10 towels, start throwing them all over the floor, then run back and get 10 more to soak up the water that is all over the place.
Step 9: After the 20 towels have soaked up all they can handle, wring them all out one by one and run them to the laundry room, throwing them in the washer in small batches and then grab 5 more clean towels from the dryer to soak up the rest. Wash all twenty + towels in small batches with hot water....and....
*Repeat the soaking-wringing-washing-drying steps at least several times until you pass out.
WOOOOW!! yeah that's a workout. Hitting them afterwards...is where the burn comes in right? hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh dear... lol.. I saw the post and thought, hmmmm what new workout can I try.. LMBO!!!
ReplyDeleteNO THANKS.. I'll leave this workout to you.. you super momma you! awww, hope the mess is all gone! :)
HAHAHAHHA OMGoodness Annie did this really happen to you...lol! I can't stop laughing. I remember working out my biceps like that when I was younger, but I just thought my dad was punishing me...hahaha Not my kind of workout, but it definitely is one!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Yes, housework involving lots of water is definitely a work out! I hope you were able to get everything fixed!
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