We are now accepting applications for a "Mama Hood Blogger."
The applicant will have the demonstrated ability to write interesting blog posts. The applicant must be good at being a "mommy." (We will be requesting references from your children.) As a writer/blogger for the mama hood--you will join an excellent team of writers.
-HS Diploma from East High School
-Graduated in 2000
-Must be a Sagittarius
-Must be approximately 7 1/2 months pregnant
-Favorite colors will include: white,red, brown, and turquoise.
-Initials must be A.H.T
-Light use of Photoshop (Preferred but not required)
Must have a good history of not sending "one -liner" posts from a blue Verizon Blitz.
Please email resume, cover letter, and salary requirements to Ane@CanYouHelpMe.com. A letter of recommendation from your husband is highly recommended.
Applicant must look like the woman in the following photo:
Wanted to blog with you, not for you. If this is how its going to be--we need re-negotiate my compensation. Lol. Love you Ane. I am thinking about changing the name of your blog to...............lol, :)