Saturday, December 8, 2007

Ten Fantastic and Funny Euphemisms For the Weekend

1. He's one sandwich short of a picnic- “crazy”

2. NQOCD- instead of "not quite our class dear."

3. Sugar on your strawberries? -Meaning senility may be just around the corner?

4. Telephone sanitizer- most Americans seem to think it means just that: a tradesman who comes to your house to sanitize the telephone. The term is, a characteristically British euphemism for "toilet cleaner."

5. Spandex Is a Privilege, Not a Right

6. Takes him 1-1/2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

7. Walking along the beach in soft focus- meaning it's that time of the month.

8. Blame Storming- sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

9. Percussive maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

10. Oh- no second- that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just
Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

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