Don't you just love these emails...

HERE's the first one:

Dear sir/madam‏
From: Mr.Geoge Williams (Finance_Company@pacific.net.sg)

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Attentaion:

We wish to inform you that you have been approve for alump sum of
$1,000.000 Million U.S Dollars 2009 END OF THE YEAR CHEVRON-TEXACO AWARD
OFFER, endeavour to contact your claims agent Mr. Brain Wilson. with
your info;

(1)FULL NAME,(2)TEL(3)AGE/SEX,(4)OCCUPATION,(5)STATE/COUNTRY.

E-MAIL: chevrontexacocop-warddept1@live.co.uk

Yours Sincere.
Femi Odumabo

EMAIL #2

YOU HAVE WON (9th.Dec:2009) !!!‏

From:	ATM INC. (atm-mastercard@atm.org)

ATM INC.
Avda Baron De Carcer 45
46009,Valencia
Spain.

This will come to you as a surprise.
The Automated teller machine inc.
(ATM) have chosen you by the board of
trustees as one of the lucky recipient
for the 2009 ATM grant promo.You have won
a sum payout International ATM platinum
card value 1,400.000 euro (One million four
 hundred thousand euro).
Always quote your
(ATM CASH GRANT NUMBER: AT/3956/SP)
in all your emails.

The promo was held on the 8th of Dec.2009,
sponsored by the Automated teller
Inc.By giving out once in a "LIFE
TIME CASH GRANT PROMO" ATM card value
(1.4 MILLION EURO) to 7 lucky recipients
respectively,in accordance with the
enabling act Parliament world development
 programme.
This email notification confirms
 you as one of the lucky winners.

HOW YOU WERE SELECTED?
No ticket was sold out.You were
selected randomly via E-wheel
Computer Ballot System drawn from
 over 200,000 companies and 300,000 individual
email users,from all over the world.
The aims and objectives of this promo
is to empower beneficiaries financially
against the back
drop of the global financial melt
down affecting countries.

To secured the release of your ATM
CARD you must email and
call the assigned agent below
 for more information's.

Mr.Edward Joel of the,
ATM INC. S.L
Tel: +44 750 915 5189 OR +34 672 836 962
Valencia,Spain
Email to: garantytrust@netscape.net

PROCEDURES TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE
********************************************
You must email the following details
 to the assigned agent.
1.Fully name as in your passport
or identification,
2.Mobile,telephone and fax number,
Address,occupation and country.
3.You must obtain an approved
notarization release order document
in your names here in Spain,which will
 be used to process/issue
and deliver your ATM card.Call the assigned
 agent for guidelines.

THE PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED
TO ISSUE OUT AN ATM CARD
IN YOUR NAMES ONCE ALL CONDITIONS ARE
ABIDE AND PROVIDED BY YOU,WHICH YOU
CAN USE TO WITHDRAW MONEY FROM ANY ATM
MACHINE,IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD OR
OPTIONAL ONCE YOU GET THE ATM CARD YOU
CAN DEPOSIT THE WHOLE FUNDS INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT.WARNING!! Do not tell people about
your Award until your ATM
card is successfully handed over to you to
 avoid disqualification that may
arise from double claim.

Best of luck as you spend your good fortune
and congratulations in advance !!!

Regards,
Mrs.Nancy Arch
Programmes Coordinator.

I better reply to them both ASAP!!!