Help Wanted
We are now accepting applications for a "Mama Hood Blogger."
Job Description:
The applicant will have the demonstrated ability to write interesting blog posts. The applicant must be good at being a "mommy." (We will be requesting references from your children.) As a writer/blogger for the mama hood--you will join an excellent team of writers.
Minimum Qualifications:
-HS Diploma from East High School
-Graduated in 2000
-Must be a Sagittarius
-Must be approximately 7 1/2 months pregnant
-Favorite colors will include: white,red, brown, and turquoise.
-Initials must be A.H.T
-Light use of Photoshop (Preferred but not required)
Job Requirements:
Must have a good history of not sending "one -liner" posts from a blue Verizon Blitz.
Please email resume, cover letter, and salary requirements to Ane@CanYouHelpMe.com. A letter of recommendation from your husband is highly recommended.
Applicant must look like the woman in the following photo:
Wanted to blog with you, not for you. If this is how its going to be--we need re-negotiate my compensation. Lol. Love you Ane. I am thinking about changing the name of your blog to...............lol, :)
hahahaha too funny Kenneth!!! Ane please apply! lmbo
ReplyDeleteHow about if I change the settings and ban you from being an author?? Hahahaha! Lol! Just kidding babe, thanks for being there for me in every way possible...now speaking of "Help Wanted" the laundry that is clean and not folded in our bedroom would be a great place to start! :)
ReplyDeletehehehe!
Love you, Happy Temple Anniversary! I wish we still had those vouchers from Bill for the Anniversary Inn. But maybe we could take the family on a road trip to Pahrump to visit your Eldest Brother.
DeleteUntil Then, we will stay at home
I'm on it! I am just not sure which clothes are dirty and which clothes are clean?
ReplyDeleteAwww how cute!
ReplyDeleteAs for dirty/clean laundry:
Looks like you're going to have to do the dreaded snif-a-roo technique. Lol. Or not.
they are all clean...:)
ReplyDeletehahaha...sooo much for applying! LOL hey thanks again ane for the kevinandamanda website! I love her guts! shes awesome! My new fav website! LOL! take care!!!
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